I’m a facial hair guy. I like having a goatee. I’ve never seen my Dad without a mustache. And it troubles me how many clean-shaven faces walk our streets every day. I’m challenging you: Grow a Mustache for a month. Why should you grow a ‘stache in March? Here are 10 great reasons:
10 Reasons to Grow a Marchstache
10. You’ll Get Rich. (Studies show that men with moustaches make more money.)
9. It’s too late to grow one in February.
8. Chuck Norris has one.
7. People will finally be able describe you with the word “mustachioed.”
6. It’s too long until next Movember.
5. Even though she won’t admit it, the woman in your life secretly wants you to grow one.
4. You’ll get to amuse kids by referring to it as your cookie duster, soup strainer, or crumb catcher.
3. You can post pictures of your progress and amaze your friends on Twitter or Facebook.
2. You’ve always wanted to look like the 20th Century’s most influential men: Albert Einstein, Martin Luther King, Clark Gable, Theodore Roosevelt, Mike Ditka, and Cheech & Chong.
1. When people ask you why you’re growing a mustache, you can say, “Because of this awesome website called The Mancraft Guide.”
What Do You Think?
Will you participate in Mustache March? What reason do you have not to? Leave your thoughts in the comments!
lol I’ve never been able to grow a real stache, let alone a Movember! It’s just patchy. Makes me look 10 years younger.
That’s funny. Usually facial hair makes guys look older. I couldn’t really grow much until my mid-20′s though, so I know what you mean.
I’ve got mine started, so I should be posting some pics soon…
I would really like to, but I’m having to check to see if the Navy would let me.